On Bounced Checks
So I was hired on last week (after hours of interviews and code examples) to a (at this time) unnamed software development company. I was supposed to start full swing this morning, but instead, their check bounced.
I tried to reach them, no answer.
Look my friends. I am a very tough spot. I need a job badly. I have no rent this month and no presents. I am a very sad ruby monkey right now contemplating how I am going to tell my family that I am broke and the company that I put all that effort into didn't pay me.
Very bad season to be without work
I need your help. Do you know of an open ruby/rails position somewhere? Please contact me at email@example.com and let me know.
For a mere $75/hr I will stomp your bugs, fix your memory leaks, optimize your sql calls, and write tests. I can chef you up an infrastructure, or help teach your team to code up better software with less bugs and delays.
So let's chat on hangout and let me show you what I can do for you!